Grandma Loves Cooking

I love visiting Grandma. We must fly to get there and that’s fun. She has goats, chickens, and rabbits. I especially love the rabbits. One is my favourite, she is grey and white with brown starbursts. She is my bunny. I couldn’t find her today. Mummy says she has gone on her holiday and she gives Grandma a funny look.

“Norman, sit.  Eat,” Grandma says in her funny accent.

I ask her what meat it is, because pork tastes like old socks. She says it’s chicken and makes a funny clucking noise. I ask her why it has four legs.